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Store Front – Rip the Price Off Lyrics

Rip the Price Off By Store Front

Rip the price off
Who knows what you cost
‘Cause I’m often ripped off—a Band-Aid on an animal
Recouping the loss foretold by my parentage
And I’m not paying off the balance of my credit cards

I’m inexpensive and I’m dirt-cheap
Sometimes I’m just dirty
Shower if I’ve got a meeting
Think I’ll ever get the job?

When it comes to my job, look, I slack off
I don’t try too hard
Even writing this song, I wanted to do
The bare minimum
Recouping the loss foretold by my parentage
And I’m not paying off my credit cards

In my defense, it’s not so easy
To be broke and lazy
Money is boring—cheap as free
Rotting out the verve of me

I’m inexpensive and I’m dirt-cheap
Sometimes I’m just dirty
Shower if I’ve got a meeting
Think I’ll ever get the job?

Rip the price off, rip the price off
Rip the price off, rip the price off

I will never get the job