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The Living Tombstone – Drunk Lyrics

Drunk By The Living Tombstone

Just one drink, gonna keep it mellow
Responsible night for a polite fellow
Say hello to my friends and comrades
Consent to offence, so I say perhaps

Just two drinks, as a social courtesy
We can raise a glass to a past paternity
And certainly, a perfectly normal and formal get-together
But it’s been forever since we’ve gathered, so whatever

Just three drinks, for the sake of the old times
Proceed with tequilla shots with a dish full of cold lime
The whole night, laughing and remembering all the old lines
Ever used to work but I can give them another try

Just four drinks, you know, take the edge off
I had a hard week, I deserve to get soft
Pick up another round as my friends depart
And they may not stick around but I just got started

Feel so much better than usual
I’m feeling disputable, oh
I think that I might be beautiful

Just five drinks, fucking treat myself
Pour the Dom PĂ©rignon from the back of the top shelf
Spend like God, but [?] to sell it
Pretends not to care, but I know they’re jealous

Just six drinks, let’s lit the dogs of war
Gonna start a fucking riot ’till I’m tossed out the front door
Zero to sixty, I can turn on a diamond
Hitting bottom and I’m feeling like committing a crime

Just eight drinks, maybe I’ve lost count
I can’t remember the night what I drank or the amount
I’m fading in and out, my very consciousness is crumbling
Sorry, was I saying something?

Twelve drinks, so we’re out of the hospital
Was it a hare and a dog, if you say [?] they’ll stop it all
Another night, losing it more than I can afford
Was I just feeling bored? Am I that insecure?

Feel so much better than usual
I’m feeling disputable, oh
But now I’m feelin’ so beautiful
Don’t wake me up, promise them under if I’m still breathing
I know that I will be ugly when, I feel like myself again, oh
But now I’m feelin’ so beautiful

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Feel so much better than usual
I’m feeling disputable, oh
But now I’m feelin’ so beautiful
Don’t wake me up, promise them I’m under if I’m still breathing
I know that I will be ugly when, I feel like myself again, oh
But now I’m feelin’ so beautiful
My vision is blurry
As long as I’m thirsty, nobody can hurt me