WALGREENS Lyrics – KID KØDIAK
Welcome to Walgreens
I don’t work here
I’m just chilling in the isle
Wanna buy me a beer?
I am underaged
Please don’t check my card
I’m buying cheesy Doritos
So I don’t fucking starve
Hop in the whip and
I’m feeling so clean
My daddy left me
When I was thirteen
I do not have to
Go home right now
Sit in the park and
I’m drinking some lean
Welcome to Miami
I ain’t from Miami
Chilling playing bridge
With my mother fucking gammy
Feeling pretty thick
So I’m shaking my Fanny
I don’t wanna wait to be adopted
Like I’m Annie
Yuh, I’m a homeless man
I don’t like kids like that
But I got a white van
Come and see my puppy
No really I have a puppy yeah
I am still a kid myself
No Michael Jackson, Peter Pan
Anthony Fantano better
Rate this a ten, yuh
I be making racks
I don’t need no Dragons Den, yuh
Barbie made of plastic
She be dating Ken, yuh
I am living in a now
You are living then, yuh
Car go vroom
I be driving like I’m NASCAR
Your car meow
You be driving in a cat car
I am god
Looking at you in my backyard
Running these laps
Around you like I am a track star
Welcome to Walgreens
I don’t work here
I’m just chilling in the isle
Wanna buy me a beer?
Promise I’m not underaged
Please do not check my card
I promise I’m not underaged
Please buy me a beer
And I’ll be your friend for life, yeah
I won’t be here next year
I’m commit homicide
And get thrown in jail