Cero Romántico Lyrics English Translation by Banda MS de Sergio Lizárraga
If you’re looking for a dude who sends you flowers
I’m sorry to tell you I’m not that type
I can put your heels on like earrings
And use my teeth to take off that little dress
Because, my love, I ain’t classic
Zero romantic, but real toxic
Half lunatic, in bed I’m exotic
Better I just show you, babe, why would I tell you about it?
It’s the MS, old man
If you’re looking for a dude who gives you affection
Who sends you little letters and teddy bears
You know corny stuff don’t go with me
You better listen to this little devil
I can give you magic nights, those erotic ones you won’t forget
I’m gonna put all my tactics into practice, just letting you know I’m gonna give it to you even for takeout
And that’s where I come in, babe
Hold on
If you’re looking for someone to serenade you
Honestly for that kind of stuff, don’t count on me
But if you don’t wanna go home tonight
I’ll swing by in my truck right now to pick you up
Because, my love, I ain’t classic
Zero romantic, but real toxic
Half lunatic, in bed I’m exotic
Better I just show you, babe, why would I tell you about it?