Bad Apple Lyrics by Cameron Whitcomb
If I like it, I’m in trouble, if I love it, I’m dead
Why does everything fun put a *** to my head?
If it thrills me, it’ll *** me, put me six feet deep
If the apple’s so bad, why’s it taste so sweet?
I went *** to Cola, straight to bottled water
I went diesel to electric, but the globe is gettin’ hotter
I can’t even watch *** ’cause it’s bad for my wrist
And if liquor’s so evil, why’s it stoppin’ the twitch?
I went dairy to almonds, straight to bein’ vegan
‘Cause they told me it was *** and I don’t like the beefin’
I can’t even shop at Walmart ’cause they’re callin’ ’em crooks
And I would love to read about it, but they’re bannin’ the books
If I like it, I’m in trouble, if I love it, I’m dead
Why does everything fun put a *** to my head?
If it thrills me, it’ll *** me, put me six feet deep
If the apple’s so bad, why’s it taste so sweet?
If I like it, I’m in trouble, if I love it, I’m dead
Why do all the best drugs leave me shakin’ in bed?
If it thrills me, it’ll *** me, put me six feet deep
If the apple’s so bad, why’s it taste so sweet?
Taste so sweet
Went from *** to girlfriend, straight to bein’ single
Now my mom is disappointed, set me up on Christian Mingle
Video games are killin’ my brain cells
All the fun jobs don’t even pay well, *** (Well, ***)
Okay (Okay)
The internet says we’re *** anyway
If I like it, I’m in trouble, if I love it, I’m dead
Why does everything fun put a *** to my head?
If it thrills me, it’ll *** me, put me six feet deep
If the apple’s so bad, why’s it taste so sweet?
If I like it, I’m in trouble, if I love it, I’m dead
Why do all the best drugs leave me shakin’ in bed?
If it thrills me, it’ll *** me, put me six feet deep
If the apple’s so bad, why’s it taste so sweet?
Taste so sweet
If I like it, I’m in trouble, if I love it, I’m dead
Why do all the best drugs keep on killin’ my friends?
If it thrills me, it’ll *** me, put me six feet deep
If the apple’s so bad, why’s it taste so sweet?
