Must Be Nice Lyrics by Caylee Hammack
Somebody thaws the chicken out
Somebody somehow mops the house
And puts fresh sheets on the bed every week
Somebody matches socks together
Somebody buys the salt and pepper
It’s the damnedest thing you’ve ever seen
Well, it must be nice
Oh, it must be something
To just show up in life
And worry about nothing
It all gets done
Just like it’s magic
Must be nice
To have a wife
I’d like a few hours at a bar
A shot of whiskey & a PBR
And still come home to dinner already made
Well, there’s laundry spinnin’ that I didn’t put in
Nobody asking me where I’ve been
Do ’bout damn near nothing
And still get laid
Oh, that must be nice
Oh that must be something
To just show up in life
And worry bout nothing
It all gets done
Just like it’s magic
Must be nice
To have a wife
Oh that must be nice
Must be something
To have a live in maid
That you pay nothing
She brings home that bacon
And then she fries it
Oh, that must be nice
Must be nice
To have a wife