My Dad Is Rich By Danny Gonzalez
Ha
Alright, you can try to *** with me
But before you do, there’s something you should probably know
I keep that motherfuckin’ thing on me, and by thing I mean dad
Trust, you don’t wanna make me mad
Cause I got him on speed dial (brrr), and he’s rich as all heck
And he’s strong, he’ll be comin’ for your neck
Yeah, my dad is straight evil, he’s a mafia boss
And he’s *** me checks, now I’m lost in the sauce
Give me an arbitrary job cause I have no skills
Nepotism got me making them bills *kaching*
First grade I had a bully, he was straight dissin’ (uh)
Asked the principle for help, but he wouldn’t listen
Told my dad, next day they were both missin’ *gunshots*
Like Shape of Water, they were sleeping with fishes *bubbles*
And did I mention he’s a vampire? My dad can’t die (nah)
Paler than a motherfuckin’ overcast sky
Only comin’ out at night, killin’ folks with one bite
Think he sucks, well you goddamn right
Me and dad at the ball park, hittin’ balls with a bat
If you bully me, you’re gonna brawl with a bat
Who needs a sugar daddy when you got a sugar dad?
Unlimited allowance, no cap
{Bridge}
Dad been alive for four hundred years, vampire ***
He don’t show up in the mirrors, rich man ***
He don’t show up for his kids
How he live forever but ain’t got time for his kids?
But it’s cool
I get that money from the top (***), call that “trickle down economics”
You don’t wanna mess with me, I promise
The money never stops, but it’s got a lot of commas
If I have a bad dream then I’m hoppin’ in his coffin
Dad’s richer than Jeff Bezos
It ain’t fall, but he’s raking up pesos
Puttin’ all my haters underneath gravestones
I’m like a baby mouse cause he feed me queso, little bread like panko
You will never have a rich dad
You will always have a tiny baby *** dad
You could have money in the bank, but your dad can’t hang
Cause he ain’t got fangs and he don’t leave gangs, ***
