BIG *** RANDY 3: THE END Lyrics by DigBar
Halloween, 2023, can’t believe it’s already here
Dressin’ up as a thick *** this year and I got all of my gear
Randy gon’ try to target me when he see me in my costume
It’s a fake butt on top so if he take it it’s okay I got two
I’m hearin’ bells, Randy he can go to hell
Somebody gotta stop this big *** so *** it, I will
Man, i’m nervous, uh, I can’t even sit real still
It’s still daytime, and this big *** already got six kills
It’s gettin’ dark, I get a knock at the door, look down and see a note
That *** from Randy, this *** love leavin’ notes, I’ma read yall what he wrote
That boy said yo
“When are you coming to stop me? I’m not tryna sound cocky, but I’m takin’ booty properties feel like I’m playin’ some Monopoly! I’m havin fun, let’s go one on one, let’s meet at the park, eight o’clock, when it gets dark, then we gon’ start. And if you win, then, I’ll disappear. But, if I win, I’m takin’ that candy, and that rear! ***, I’m Randy! Hehuhuh, don’t forget the Big ***! DigBar not gon’ win ***, cause he is a big ***! My height is like 6’6, booty gettin’ ripped, ripped! I’ma take the blood out his butt and make some lipstick”
Man, Randy *** off, man he ready, bout to take a nap real quick, wake up at like eight
It’s the end of Randy
[Alarm Clock Ringing…]
Ah, ***, it’s already eight o’clock, ***, now I’m late. ***!
I hopped up in the whip, and then I pulled up to the spot
Feelin’ hella hard, man, I’m talkin’ bout my ***
Bout to save Halloween, cause I know y’all gettin’ stressed out
Rubber band, Randy’s booty, it gets stretched out
Then we locked eyes, he a big 6’6, big ***, thick hip, big ass rocked guy
He asked me why I’m late
“I said eight, ***, not nine”
Randy, he can shut the *** up, he on my time
“I been waiting so long to do this, DigBar, you makin’ all these ***’ songs about me and ***, got all these people scared of me, I can’t even do what I wanna do? It’s over, ***.”
Randy takin’ off his coat, then he grab me by my throat
Feel my booty gettin’ groped
Slidin’ fingers in my hole
Well, my first plan didn’t work, so I guess it’s time to go
And tried the plan B, he said “WHAT’S MY NAME!?”
I said “BIG *** RANDY!”
***, UNHAND ME!
***, DISBAND ME!
Got me in the air danglin’ just by my damn feet!
Then he slapped that big meat
knock her in my damn cheeks
Now, I’m finna make sure that this *** can not stand me
Break his grip, flip him over, then I get to penetratin’
[moaning noises]
Slappin’ all over Big *** Randy’s booty, it’s disintegrating
I jus’ keep on clappin’ on his butt until he pass out
Layin’ there, naked on the playground with his ass out
Then I took the *** out and I aimed it at his head
I pulled that trigger back and then that *** really dead
Happy Halloween everybody
Y’all can be safe now. Digbar
