White Xmas Lyrics by Diggy Graves
Cocaine and roses, that’s how red his nose is
Candy canes and white lines, snow is everywhere
‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
A drunk man was sleepin’, passed out on the couch
Dreamin’ of demons, he laughed in his sleep for a way
To get even to sow what you reap, a knock on the window
A voice in the wall, he finally woke up and started to crawl (Wake up)
Straight to the candy — a sugary treat, one little sniff
Put him right on his feet, like, “Go, Superman, Go,” grab your piece
You could save the night, you could help the weak
You could steal from the rich right down the street
Then give to the kids who don’t eat, no, not through the chimney
You fat fuck, you gotta use your brain, you gotta mask up
Break in, go quick, just grab the stuff, yeah, don’t give up, oh, fuck
Cocaine and roses, that’s how red his nose is
Candy canes and white lines, snow is everywhere
Better hide your money, Santa Graves is coming
Flyin’ through the nighttime for a night of terror
Cocaine and roses, that’s how red my nose is
Candy canes and white lines, snow is everywhere
Better hide your money, Santa Graves is coming
Flyin’ through the nighttime for a night of terror
I gotta head back to the North Pole to get more blow
Three hoes shakin’ that ass in the Tahoe, so much Coke
Car look like a snow globe, oh, shit, I think that’s a popo
Fuck, how may I help you tonight, officer?
Um, how much have you had to drink tonight, sir?
I don’t remember, the night is a blur, I’ve been sippin’ and sniffin’
This weed doesn’t work, like, “One, two, three, four, five”
Maybe six drinks, headed back down to 7-Eleven
I got a twelve pack, drank that, minus half-cracked beer
That I think might’ve fell from Heaven, all units respond
Cocaine and roses, that’s how red his nose is
Candy canes and white lines, snow is everywhere
Better hide your money, Santa Graves is coming
Flyin’ through the nighttime for a night of terror
Cocaine and roses, that’s how red my nose is
Candy canes and white lines, snow is everywhere
Better hide your money, Santa Graves is coming
Flyin’ through the nighttime for a night of terror
Ho, ho, ho, merry Christmas
(Christmas, Christmas, Christmas)
