Birthday Party Lyrics by Don Broco
I threw a party for my birthday
Nobody showed, it wasn’t worth it
Nobody came, it made me sad
Oh, what a shame it ain’t so bad
Why you coming up to me
Do I look like a drug ***?
Why you asking me these things
Do I look like a drug ***?
No, I’m not the guy you think
Do I look like a drug ***?
It’s not my B’day wish
Do I look like a drug ***?
Starey starey, oh so contrary
Pints down the pub
Why’s everyone staring?
Going to a club, no way, that’s too scary
Going anywhere, no way
I must be having a really good time
I must be having a really good time
I threw a party for my birthday
Nobody showed, it wasn’t worth it
Nobody came, it made me sad
Oh, what a shame, it ain’t so bad
(Hey!) Hold up (Hey!)
Maybe we (Hey!) could talk (Hey!)
(Hey!) Hold up (Hey!)
Maybe we (Hey!) should talk (Hey!)
While I can’t barely speak
Do I look like a drug ***?
While I can’t barely wee
Do I look like a drug ***?
I must be having a really good time
I must be having a really good time
Starey starey, oh so contrary
Fights in the club, how’s anyone lairy
Feeling like a piece of meat
It’s real hairy
Calling it a night, no way, I’m way scared
Got girls on the brain
Got ceiling on the brain
Got schemes on the brain
Like Pinky and the Brain
I’m having a really good time
(Man, are you insane?)
I threw a party for my birthday
Nobody showed, it wasn’t worth it
Nobody came, it made me sad
Oh, what a shame, it ain’t so bad
I threw a party for my birthday
Nobody showed, it wasn’t worth it
Nobody came, it made me sad
Oh, what a shame, it ain’t so bad
(Hey!) Hold up (Hey!)
Maybe we (Hey!) could talk (Hey!)
(Hey!) Hold up (Hey!)
Maybe we (Hey!) should talk (Hey!)
(Hey!) Hold up (Hey!)
Maybe we (Hey!) could talk (Hey!)
(Hey!) Hold up (Hey!)
Maybe we (Hey!) should talk (Hey!)
I threw a party for my birthday
Nobody showed, it wasn’t worth it
Nobody came, it made me sad
Oh, what a shame, it ain’t so bad
I must be having a really good time
I must be having a really good time
