First Class Loser by Dropkick Murphys
Album : 11 Short Stories of Pain & Glory
Genre : Rock
Released : 2016
have you ever had family or friend that drove you crazy
a faux war anima, who’s obnoxious, rude, or lazy
the type of guy you’d cross six lanes of traffic to avoid
he’s always got his hand out
he’s wicked unemployed
you can’t ditch him
you can’t lose him
there’s no place you can hide
he’s a boy
he’s a jerk
he’s everything that you despise
but you can’t just tune him out
because is too loud to ignore
when he shows up at your house
you *** the lights and hit the floor
cause he’s a first class loser
he’s a first class loser
he’s a first class loser
which nobody can deny
he’s a first class loser
he’s not my type of guy
his personality’s impervious to reason or suggestion
he can’t take a hint
and overstays his welcome
he’s nobody’s friend
yeah, he’s hated by all races
he only cares about himself
he parks in handicap spaces
cause he’s a first class loser
he’s a first class loser
he’s a first class loser
“I’ll *** him in the eye!”
he’s a first class loser
he’s not my type of guy
We’ve all got some loser in us
but it ain’t a full-time job
I may be a little difficult
but I’m not a total knob
I wanna hit ’em, bite ’em, fight ’em, punch him
watch him as he falls
I’m gonna trash and kick and scratch and put a smash ’em in the balls
he’s a first class loser
he’s a first class loser
he’s a first class loser
which nobody can deny
he’s a first class loser
he’s not my type of guy
he’s a first class loser
He makes me wanna cry
he’s a first class loser
I wouldn’t miss him if he died
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