Paul Revere Lyrics by Elizabeth Nichols
Listen, my ladies and you shall hear
Of the midnight ride of Paul Re–
I mean Elizabeth Nichols
He took her home (Wait, when?)
Straight from the bar (Are you sure?)
I heard they got in the same car (Oh my gosh)
And when I asked (What’d you say?)
Where he was (What’d he say?)
He told me he was back at home
But then I saw his location
And he was at a parking lot for like four hours
One if by truck, two if by uber
The losers are coming, the losers are coming
One if by truck, two if by uber
The losers are coming, the losers are coming
Girls call me a patriot and boys just call me loud
If I see it, then I’ll say it, I’ll warn every girl in town
When boys act like the British, armed with pickup lines and beer
Suddenly, I’m straight-up Paul Revere
Hey girlie
You don’t know me (Who’s this?)
But I know you (What?)
Please brace yourself, I bring the truth (Oh Lord)
Is this your man? (Yeah)
In this picture? (Yeah)
Last night, he tried to kiss me
And I swear I didn’t know but I found his Instagram
And I saw your one year anniversary post
And I thought I should just DM you
One if by truck, two if by uber
The losers are coming, the losers are coming
One if by truck, two if by uber
The losers are coming, the losers are coming
Girls call me a patriot and boys just call me loud
If I see it, then I’ll say it, I’ll warn every girl in town
When boys act like the British, armed with pickup lines and beer
Suddenly, I’m straight-up Paul Revere
Red flags are waving, rumors are life-saving
Boys be misbehaving and news, I be breaking
Girls call me a patriot and boys just call me loud
If I see it, then I’ll say it, I’ll warn every girl in town
When boys act like the British, armed with pickup lines and beer
Suddenly, I’m straight-up Paul Revere
Suddenly, I’m straight-up Paul Revere
You’re welcome for your service