Everything’s on the Up with the Tories By Eno
Everything’s on the UP with the Tories
the gap between the richies and the poories
the porky pies and fabricated stories
Yes, everything’s on the up with the Tories
Everything’s up the creek with the Blue Boys
They’re selling off the NHS to cowboys
They’re *** back on nurses (but investing it in hearses)
the nitwits and the we don’t have a clue boys
Everything’s on the UP with the Tories
With unemployed across all categories
There’s Johnson, Gove, Patel, it’s a government from Hell!
And a few more years of Brexit purgatory
Everything’s on the up with the Righties
Who worship at the feet of Trump Almighty
There’s people in the street without a bloody crust to eat
But everything’s on the up for the Tories
If you’re Eton, Winchester or Harrow
The road to the future, though narrow
leads, like a well aimed arrow,
right to the bottom of the barrel
We’re scraping the bottom of the barrel!!
Everything’s on the UP with the Tories
their red-tops farting out more made-up stories,
they’re proudly on the wrong side of history
But everything’s on the UP,
everything’s on the UP,
everything’s on the UP
with the Tories
