Godzilla vs King Kong Lyrics by Epic Rap Battles Of History
Hello Godzilla welcome to this “rap fight”
I have come to take a king-sized victory tonight
“Rise of the Planet of the Apes” to smash your *** skull in
Your movie series was so *** that I started sulking
Oh, oh, oh, oh
I don’t smash buildings
Just climb them to test my flow
I gave your girlfriend a *** cleveland streamer
If your name is “God”zilla, then I’m (a non-believer)
Hey, excuse me?
(Godzilla roars)
You’re not King Kong, you’re just a king ***
Grow a pair of balls, you *** [PROBLEMATIC TERM ERASED] ***
I trashed Cookie Monster’s ass, now I’m back for seconds
Don’t *** with the lizard who left China in a wreckage
When you climb ontop on towers, it’s just a *** shame
That you even got fame
I’m about to sing a song
King Kong? I’m changing it to King Cunt
Because you will be freaking nothing when I’m done
Do what you want, this battle is mine
My movie was made in 1979
Godzilla, you’re not a *** killa
You and your gorillas are a squad of [RACIAL SLUR DETECTED]
I’m done with this ***, you better get out of my face
My movie takes place inside of space
Haw haw haw, those raps are pretty goofy
I’ll take out my predator knife and *** you in the toothy
Your head looks like a *** and you have an ugly face
I’m turning on fast rap mode so I can put you in your place!
I’m intellectual yeah try to step to my level
Bevel rebel shebell cause I go
(gibberish) Whew!
That was ***
You better not step to me again
I don’t believe in the Alien
Hey guys I said that I would be back later
You are about to get owned by The Terminator
“Get to the choppa” Predator
That verse was cringe :/
That wasn’t even my main burn, it was just a “quick diss”
These monster *** better get ready for some (punching)
Guess you didn’t terminat-see that coming
Based on my detailed analysis of
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Hasta va vister ***, I’ll see you all in the next battle
