KFC Lyrics – Glorb
Hey, Krabs, I *** your daughter
Squiddy, I left a sticky, hot load in your clarinet
And SpongeBob, I literally took your best friend
Brainwashed him, and put him on this song as a feature
It is a one-v-three, and I’m still soloing (Gang)
Yeah, it’s finger-lickin’ good, how I *** this foreign chick
Tryna cancel me for real, I JK Rowl’ed them in a spliff
Y’all some cancer, y’all some kids, blow that candle, make a wish
I’ma make you disappear, I’m David Blaine in this *** (Ha)
I’m with Patrick, that boy got the ratchet
He gon’ let it clank, turn the oppas into ashes
I’m foldin’ up the cash thick, and wrappin’ the elastic
We bend a bad ***’s back out like it’s gymnastics
*** the Krusty Krew, and I mean that through and through
I took two twins to my room and had them boogaloogaloo
Had her wet as Goo Lagoon, I grab my mop, ’cause that’s a hazard
“Is this the Chum Bucket?” Nah, ***, this is Patrick
I’m a pink ***’ superstar, ridin’ in a supercar
Shootin’ at that boy like Cupid did, but with my Ruger, bruh
You want the Krab packed in a trap? Hit my CashApp
I just hit up Sandy like, “Yo, ***, what’s your Snapchat?”
Poppin me a Xanax, I’m’a end up there on Jupiter
She said I was stupid, but my *** game go stupider
You McLovin’ *** boy, I’m super-bad, don’t you play with me
I’m’a *** a ***’ Krab at the bucket like it’s KFC
Yeah, it’s finger-lickin’ good, how I *** this foreign chick
Tryna cancel me for real, I JK Rowl’ed them in a spliff
Y’all some cancer, y’all some kids, blow that candle, make a wish
I’ma make you disappear, I’m David Blaine in this *** (Ha)
I’m with Patrick, that boy got the ratchet
He gon’ let it clank, turn the oppas into ashes
I’m foldin’ up the cash thick, and wrappin’ the elastic
We bend a bad ***’s back out like it’s gymnastics
Yeah I’m dumber than a rock, but I’m tryna lay some ***
Yeah, it’s Patrick in the cut
And it’s Dankton servin’ up
Ayo, Patty, *** it up
I’m a pimp, not simp
Poppin Percies with the Pearl, got her *** on my lips
Yeah, I sold the ***’ rock
And you live under one too
Dank, I think this track is hot
Oh, we’re twins, I think that too
Let’s find the Krab and the Sponge
Grab the K and ***’ shoot?
Yeah, but we’re forgetting one
Oh, that ***’ Squid too
