Guapdad 4000 – Hairless Horseman Lyrics

Hairless Horseman Up By Guapdad 4000

I’m just a shoulder and neck until my *** give me head
I start *** my devils and put my karma to bed
I might go back to *** ’cause this rap *** is flawed
They just cap for applause, they owe an arm and a leg
Ayy, I seen that chopper and that money counter both go “Brrrrrrr”

Barking up the wrong tree, I done smoked too much moss
These days I’m killing gods, I had to get that across
Cross me, that’s like tryna cross the street cross-eyed
And cross-faded out the crosswalk ’til you cross paths
Where the hot rod, clapping cheeks until my *** clap
That’s a hot rod, but she still tied to my meat
Like Lady Gaga, they googly-eyed after they Google me
Giggling, growing my gigabytes, I’m grooving, you goofy
I had *** tryna be on my *** since Zenon
Looked at Raven-Symone and said, “Cetus Lapidus!”
At the moment, I’m always taking meetings
Already too many assumptions taking meanings
All the men, abandonment, the management that’s making them
That was six different ways for me to spell “ATM”
I got six different plays for me to melt ATMs
I got six different states where I need to mail ATMs
Not on no modest ***, honestly, I could humble the hottest ***
Don’t have rings on no hobbit *** but still tell her I got a ***
Hopping out the house, hooting, holl’ing, sauce, gravy
I never really had the sauce, boy, the sauce had me

I’m just a shoulder and neck until my *** give me head
I start *** my devils and put my karma to bed
I might go back to *** ’cause this rap *** is flawed
They just cap for applause, they owe an arm and a leg
Ayy, I seen that chopper and that money counter both go “Brrrrrrr”
Uh, yo, yo, yo, yo

I seen that money and my baby mama both go-
Ugh, ain’t had no sound for that, ugh, smokin’ on power
That power push me to power-nap, ugh
Bathing in Hell while the Devil cry on my shower-cap, ugh
I got this house full of the dead and *** I gotta put to bed
‘Cause they been living rent-free inside my *** head
And if I die for what I said and they *** me for this verse
Make sure my kid know his worth ’cause he gon’ inherit the earth
I turn and rappers say they all friends, ugh
Tell ’em I’ll ***-slap ’em with God’s hands, ugh
I had to count all my losses, I had to get in my pocket
Negative thoughts in my wallet, I had to turn it to profits
They probably tryna *** my innocence, ugh
Premeditated versus coincidence, ugh
Typical *** ***, I’m sick of *** but act like I ain’t bothered
‘Cause the world done poured lava on my *** chakra
What the ***?

I might go back to *** ’cause this rap *** is flawed

I’m just a shoulder and neck until my *** give me head
I start *** my devils and put my karma to bed
I might go back to *** ’cause this rap *** is flawed
They just cap for applause, they owe an arm and a leg
Ayy, I seen that chopper and that money counter both go “Brrrrrrr”