Waste of Lime By Ingrid Andress
We had some fun, we had some laughs
I licked the salt right off the glass
Danced to the music, racked up a tab
I thought you were thinking what I was thinking
Thought we were going somewhere with all this drinking
Well, I guess the Cuervo, it led me on
‘Cause I turned around and you were gone
You’re just a waste of lime
Waste of a real good time
I guess I’ll be going home all alone
No Patron Silver lining
Just an empty margarita
Left me and this tequila *** and dry
No drunk pickup lines
No “Your place or mine?”
You’re just a waste of lime
Bermuda, Bahama, guess I’m never gonna meet your mama
Or brother, nothin’ left to do
Well I’d take a kiss, no second date
And I’d take a two-mile in-the-rain walk of shame
Yeah that’d be great, compared to this
Oh baby, what a miss
You’re just a waste of lime
Waste of a real good time
I guess I’ll be going home all alone
No Patron Silver lining
Just an empty margarita
Left me and this tequila *** and dry
No drunk pickup lines
No “Your place or mine?”
You’re just a waste of lime
Bermuda, Bahama, guess I’m never gonna meet your mama
Or brother, nothin’ left to do
But have another tequila
Just enough to know that I don’t need ya, don’t need ya, nah
You’re just a waste of lime
Waste of a real good time
I guess I’ll be going home all alone
No Patron Silver lining
Just an empty margarita
Left me and this tequila *** and dry
No drunk pickup lines
No “Your place or mine?”
You’re just a waste of lime
