The Summer I Turned Petty Lyrics by Jenna Davis
I signed you up for Scientology
Changed your Wi-Fi name so all your neighbors see
Now it’s perfect, thirsty dirtbag in apartment 202
So everyone who lives there knows the truth
I’m not the kind to keep my name into your car
But I’ll tell the internet you had trouble staying
(Faithful)
Is it hard for you to sleep at night
With dudes calling you left and right
Cause I told them you’d be my number at the bar
I ain’t gonna cry about it
I ain’t gonna lose my mind
But I can’t say I’m the same girl
That I was when you met me
You should be sweeping now
It’s time to meet the other side
And she’s coming for you, boy I hope you’re ready
For the summer I’ve turned pretty
I can’t lie and say I wasn’t kinda proud (becasue I am)
That I wiped the data from your PlayStation account
Filled your shampoo up with glitter
So you sparkle when you’re with her
Cause you effed around and now you’re fine and now
I ain’t gonna cry about it
I ain’t gonna lose my mind
But I can’t say I’m the same girl
That I was when you met me
You should be sweeping now
It’s time to meet the other side
And she’s coming for you, boy I hope you’re ready
For the summer I’ve turned pretty
For the summer I’ve turned pretty
Now you’re never gonna see your favorite boots again
And I bet that you’ll be wondering where your charger went
I might hit you up on them before the time I speak
But I ain’t gonna cry about it
I ain’t gonna lose my mind
But I can’t say I’m the same girl
That I was when you met me
You should be sweeping now
It’s time to meet the other side
And she’s coming for you, boy I hope you’re ready
For the summer I’ve turned pretty
For the summer I’ve turned pretty