Steve Vs Aldeano Lyrics English Translation by Keyblade
“Epic Rap Battles of Geekdom!
Steve vs. the Villager
Let’s go!
Kid, you’re not ready to measure up to me
If your default game comes in creative mode
Here, there’s hunger and enemies, not friendly neighbors
For you, the biggest danger is getting scammed by the Sneaky
Steve is here, the MC of MCs
The grand boss of the sandbox, I’m the king (Yo)
Envy my skill as a builder
I’m the toughest on the block, call me “Bedrock”
Minecraft is hardcore, your saga is for newbies (Uh)
From Horizons to New Leaf
Your universe inspires furry filth that animates geeks
And turns your game into Animal Cruising
Come before me, and my minecart rolls over you (Uh-uh)
What are you going to do against Mojang’s gem?
I’ve already left my mark in history
Look up and press “A,” you’re looking at a star
Hello, Steve! What are you doing here?
Have you come to my island for vacation?
Oh, you want to see the fruit I have, don’t you?
Well, lucky you, you’re going to eat these peaches
I’m here to show you that you’re not worth it, rookie
I see you more upset than your cheap minerals (Hey, hey)
If the kids play with you sometimes
The most stable relationship you’ve had is with alexelcapo (Yo)
I’ve got the drip of Pili and Mili, you don’t follow my trail
You take longer to drop good bars than to update the caves
Your fandom waited months for you
Like Isabelle: Today, no new news either
A speed potion wouldn’t hurt you
Maybe then, you would have arrived before me in Smash
And you were a factory for crypto-addicted kids
Who stopped mining redstone to mine Bitcoin
Rapping, you’re so annoying, kid
That you could make me fall asleep even in the Nether
That’s what it is (Yes), at our brightest level
Your pickaxe is gold, and mine is diamond
And your life is as boring as your lyrics (Yes!)
It can be seen if we compare our goals
Me defeating a dragon on the edge of the planet (Wow, wow)
You expanding the living room in exchange for another mortgage
What distinguishes your game was already invented by mine
Like a Creeper, you destroyed what I built
All you bring is violence for kids
I don’t know if it’s better to call you Steve or Steve-O!
I create a place where everything is fine
You steal from my namesakes, man
You’re as cruel as the one who gave birth to you
Because Notch has turned out to be
Such a disgusting creature that would make Socrates vomit
You come as a gangsta, thinking your village is the hood
But the only connection you have with rap (Ah, ah)
Is the crappy rhymes you make when fishing for tuna
And you humiliate yourself for just eight Nook miles
Your latest game is like being a turkey in the bathroom
Checking out the urinal next door, speculating with turnips
But of course, it sold great, you had a masterful marketing plan
A global pandemic
The truth is, I’ve done well, you were sharp there
But you’re not Froggy Chair, stop kissing my ass
Check, your contribution to the gaming world is sordid
A story so dark that they even erased your Story Mode
Because, despite your agronomic talents
Undoubtedly, your biggest harvest has been pedophile YouTubers
But hey, you’re a good miner, Steve
Because you’ll always be below me, bitch
Who wins? Who’s next?
You decide
Epic Rap Battles of Geekdom!”