Tamagotchi Lyrics by Kid Kapichi
This is for anyone staring down the barrel of the big three-O
You are not alone
I repeat
You are not alone
What’s your favourite? Mine is Squirtle
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Need, need, got, got, need, need, swap
I’m off my *** on a Panda Pop
Sunny D never did me harm
Round the twist with a stretch armstrong
CD, Walkman, Real Slim Shady
My mate’s Alien just had a baby
I’m doing a dive, watch me, watch me
I’m *** in the water and you can’t stop me
I’m doing a dive, watch me properly
Somebody hold my Tamagotchi
Hey, don’t the time just slip away?
It was only yesterday
That we were thinking, we were wishing we were older
I can’t hear you, I won’t hear you say
That the days are gone, they were only yesterday
[?], SMTV, shouting bogeys, doing wheelies
Holly Valance, Game Boy Advance
School Discos and Macarenas
I see England, I see France
Doing a dance in my underpants
No rules when I’m home alone
Prank calls on the telephone
Six weeks off for my holiday-day
Pecan mix got me feeling wavy
I got six weeks off for my holiday-day
Head spinning out like a *** Beyblade
Hey, don’t the time just slip away?
It was only yesterday
That we were thinking, we were wishing we were older
I can’t hear you, I won’t hear you say
That the days are gone, they were only yesterday
Cause I still feel the same
It’s the world that seems to change
I used to have it all [?] out but now it seems so far away
Well that’s just a game, no one to blame
But I can’t hear you, I won’t hear you
Hey, don’t the time just slip away?
It was only yesterday
That we were thinking, we were wishing we were older
Hey, don’t the time just slip away?
It was only yesterday
That we were thinking, we were wishing we were older
I can’t hear you, I won’t hear you say
That the days are gone, they were only yesterday
