DON’T *** WHERE YOU EAT Lyrics by *** KARL
Step right up you *** ass ***
And feast your eyes on this
Did you ever stop to think why you suck balls and I’m so great?
Well tickle me pink, welcome to the party, you’re *** late
Haters gotta hate, that’s how they ***
Living in a perpetual state of *** their goo at an alarming rate
But some day so I betcha karma’s gonna *** get ya
You thought that you could be a *** *** to everyone that’s *** met ya
Well here’s what I was taught, it’s an awful *** thought you see
Don’t *** where you eat
Don’t *** where you eat
Or you’ll get poo stuck in your teeth, oh no
And they’ll all fall out of your *** mouth
And you’ll deserve it, because you earned it
(Don’t) *** into the breeze
Or you’ll get pee all on your knees, oh no
And probably in your face, you better learn to love the taste
If you *** where you eat (***)
I like when people laugh
That’s the end of the paragraph
I’m a psychopath
But even though I’m a little rough around the *** edges
You’ll discover I’m just a lover with good intentions
I try my hardest not to bite the hand that *** feeds me
Okay, just a nibble, no, no, no, don’t *** tease me
I’m a freak but I’m very *** sweet
And I don’t *** where I eat
Don’t *** (Don’t ***) where you eat (Where you eat)
Or you’ll get poo stuck in your teeth, oh no
And they’ll all fall out of your *** mouth
And you’ll deserve it, because you earned it
Don’t *** (Don’t ***) into the breeze (Into the breeze)
Or you’ll get pee all on your knees, oh no
And probably in your face, you better learn to love the taste
If you *** where you eat
Don’t *** (Don’t *** ***) where you eat (Where you eat)
Or you’ll get poo stuck in your teeth, oh no
And they’ll all fall out of your *** mouth
And you’ll deserve it (Deserve it), because you earned it
Don’t *** (***) into the breeze (In the breeze)
Or you’ll get pee all on your knees, oh no
And probably in your face, you better learn to love the taste
If you *** (***) where you eat, oh no
If you *** (***) where you eat, *** you
If you’re shitting, if you’re *** shitting
If you *** *** where you eat
*** you