Ugliest Girl On The Beach Lyrics by Kyle Gordon (feat. Antonio Frankfurt)
Heeey! Buonoccia!
My name Antonio Frankfurt and my music, my music is about love
It’s about making love and in fact, it’s at the point now that I feel like I need to calm every single day
And I’ll have sex with any type of person even women that are like spooky to me and things like that
And women that are very sick.
So this song is like about that.
Thank you
(Ohh) She’s the ugliest girl on the beach
But I still want a Piece
Ohh I’m not a good person at all
Under the shade
Of the baobab tree
I see her resting her head
Her giant head doesn’t fit on her neck (aye, aye, aye)
And her face it is covered in mustard
Her good eye is looking at me
And my heart it goes
She’s the ugliest girl on the beach
But I still want a piece
I’m really just a slimy type of guy (myeihh)
She walks to me
Approaching us like a camel
Her body is covered in bugs
So many strange little freaky types of bugs now
She’s so tall but her legs are two different sizes
Her teeth they’re the big type of teeth (whoah)
And then I lay her down
Softly avoiding her rashes
And then we make love
In front of so many children on the beach
Whoah ohh
We must make love on this beach
Because I actually live on this beach
I’ve committed so many crimes
Mostly for killing stray dogs
It goes
She’s the ugliest girl on the beach…
