I’m Drunk Lyrics by Lil Dicky
I’m drunk
I’m drunk
I’m really, really drunk
I’m drunk
I’m drunk
I’m really, really wasted
Bartender, can I get another, please?
One more, watch how I do my dance
*** it, I’m drunk
Man, I’m so *** up
I might suck a man’s ***
No, I’m playin’, ha
Oh, shot, shot
Scream up in my friends ears
Tell ’em I love them, don’t blackout
I think I should talk to all these girls
Can I flirt, tho? Can I flirt? “No”
Get him out the bar, get him a car
Tell him to dip, hey (Hey)
Gotta be smart
Look at the charge
We gotta split this
Please help me, I’m drunk, so *** up, might vom—
I’ve been chuggin’, chuggin’, chuggin’ all my sorrows
Worry about tomorrow, tomorrow
(Don’t drink and drive) Give me that pizza, dawg
Give me that pizza, you know I gotta eat ya
Uber says my driver’s name is Ghughi
And it says he’s hard of hearing (Ooh, I don’t care)
I miss my ex, yeah
I’m drunk (I’m drunk)
I’m drunk
I’m really, really drunk
I’m drunk I’m drunk
I’m really, really wasted
Bartender, can I get another, please?
One more, watch how I do my dance
*** it, I’m drunk
Whoa-whoa, I’m so *** up
Whoa-whoa, I’m so *** up
Whoa-whoa, I’m so *** up
Whoa-whoa, I’m so *** up