My D!ck Sucks Lyrics by Lil Dicky
Hold up, hold the *** up
Ain’t you the YouTube rapper with the small *** and all that?
L-D, aka Grip
Nah, no, not Grip
Well, I do have the game in the grip
(Hey) My *** sucks, my *** sucks
(Hey, hey) My *** sucks, ***
My *** sucks, my *** sucks
(Hey) My *** sucks, ***
Ayy, girl, ayy, girl
Ayy, girl, what you tryna say, girl? (Ayy)
When you see my ***, you may hurl (Ooh)
But I’m still kinda hot like May, girl (Hot)
Woah, girl, woah, girl (Woah)
I’m just tryna let you know, girl (Whoo)
My *** sucks for show, girl (Sucks)
But I make up for that like
Even if my *** is shoddy (Sucks)
Just sit there like it’s gawdy (Hurk)
And it do good work like Gandhi (Hottie)
And I might grow more like Ronny
Probably not, got *** in the lobby (Still)
Their body language obvious (***)
If five inches throw over, under
I’m under dark like Rocky
They don’t care ’bout my *** (No)
I could use a *** mop (Drench, woah)
And it seem like I’m a prop (I’m here, hey)
She saw me and went in shock (Oh my god)
Technically I’m unemployed (Oh)