Crooked Rows Of Corn Lyrics by Luke Bryan
She parked her Lexus by the grain bin
I cranked the tractor and she hopped in
Had the AC on blue, so she snuggled up
After a swig or two from my Styrofoam cup
The cab got to shakin’
The planter got to plantin’
Love makin’ got to makin’
I couldn’t keep it straight ’cause
She took the wheel
We took it slow
We turned the field
Into a windin’ road
She was kissin’, I was missin’ them turns
And that dang field didn’t look worth a dern
By the time that moon came out
I was in love and we’d covered some ground
Five weeks later and a few good storms
We both grinned at them crooked rows of corn
Crop duster said, “What the hell?!”
My daddy called, said “You might as well
Till it all up and plant it again”
I called my side seat baby, and she climbed back in
She took the wheel
We took it slow
We turned the field
Into a windin’ road
She was kissin’, I was missin’ them turns
And that dang field didn’t look worth a dern
By the time that moon came out
I was in love and we’d covered some ground
Five weeks later and a few good storms
We both grinned at them crooked rows of corn
Ten springs and three babies later
We call her mama, and we drop ’em off
We can’t seem to get ’em no straighter
‘Cause somethin’ ’bout her love gets my rows all crossed
My rows all crossed
Yeah, yeah
She took the wheel
We took it slow
We turned the field
Into a winding road
She was kissing, I was missing them turns
That dang field didn’t look worth a dern
By the time that moon came out
I was in love and we’d covered some ground
Five weeks later and a few good storms
We both grinned at them crooked rows of corn
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
We still grinned at them crooked rows of corn
