Electric Chair Lyrics by Luvcat & Pete Doherty
I’ve been bad
I’ve been very very bad
I’ve been awful, in fact
There are terrible thoughts
Under this marvelous hat
You were a good man to me
But curiosity kissed the cat
Tie me to the electric chair
In my Italian underwear
If I’m to die
Then let it be in La Perla lace
Drop the toaster in the bath
Boil my brains, and fry my ass
Just promise me that you’ll pay
To bury me at Père Lachaise
First of all
Am I still your little kitten?
You know I go where I’m stroked
More so, if it is forbidden
I lick the sardine can clean
Took the cream of the milk
Shook off my red ribbon
You were so kind to me
And you still got bitten
Tie me to the electric chair
In my Italian underwear
If I’m to die
Then let it be in La Perla lace
Drop the toaster in the bath
Boil my brains, and fry my ass
Just promise me that you’ll pay
To bury me at Père Lachaise
Père Lachaise
It’s all catching up to me
Your parents saw me in the paper
Called the number underneath
I was purring in the lap of the next door neighbour
Percy, I’m sorry, I knew you’d forget
If I whispered apologies
Through my smudged lipstick
It’s sick and it’s twisted
It’s all fun and games ’til it isn’t
It’s all fun and games
Tie me to the electric chair
In my Italian underwear
(Drop the toaster in the bath
Boil my brains, and fry my ass
Just promise me that you’ll pay…)