Heartbreak honeymoon Lyrics – Mad Tsai
This song is for boy who played me
Here’s our breakup
I never got to say
Here’s all the things you gave me
While we were dating
Alphabetically arranged
A is for all your half-assed apologies
B is for breaking up at my birthday party
Couldn’t I see that I would be catching you cheating on me?
D is for drunk and dialing me to drive you home
E is for evidence I found on your phone so
*** you for making me feel like a goddamn fool
Goodbye to the guy I knew
Hello heartbreak honeymoon
I’m more interested in me
Joke’s on you and your jealousy
(instrumental)
This song is for the boy who kissed me
I hope you’re listening
Learn your ABC’s
Never thought I’d catch you cheating
Gave me 26 reasons
You’re alphabetically deranged
K is for karma for kissing him in front of me
L is for lying saying “I love you I’d never leave”
You’re mistaken if you think you can manipulate me one more time
N is naive to never notice your narcissism
O is I’m moving on to optimism
Played me like a puppet but I’m pulling out my strings
Quit your crying you’re quite a fool
I’m restarting with someone new
The story of us ends very woefully
*** you and your xyz
(instrumental)
Sicko psycho now that I know
Gonna get revenge
Liar light your bed on fire
It’s in my defense
Heartbreak mistakes *** insane
Bottled up my tears
Heart ache betrayed aren’t you afraid
My love is your fear
I hope you’ve learned your ABC’s
Of all the things you did to me
Learned to love myself from your deceit
Happy endings to this sad story
