Hair Salon Lyrics – Megan Moroney
I called up Bernadette, she had a 10am
Thank god she had the time to squeeze me in
My blonde was getting brassy, my roots were coming in
I let her do the talkin’, let her spill the tea
I pay for the colour but the dramas free
It’s usually nothin’ special
Nothin’ concerning me
Well Casey’s having a baby
The *** school football team won state
And my best friend’s mama’s husband is sleeping around
Everybody’s up to something
I heard your name from three chairs down
They said you bought a ring
And you found the one
Now I’m heartbroke
Heartbroken in a hair salon
I’m lookin’ out the window hoping they don’t see
The tear in my eye, I can hardly breathe
In the last place I thought you’d ever get to me
Pretend I’m listenin’ as she goes on and on
Don’t care who’s selling *** to the preachers son
I’m stuck on how you moved on
Guess it’s a damn good day to go blonde
