1.Kla$ Lyrics English Translation – Teezo Touchdown
[Verse 1]
***, come on, I’ll unveil you like Tutankhamun
You’re a swine, ’cause they carve you like ham here
A melancholic trombone: they’ll beat you with an axe
I’ll wave a handkerchief: you’ll depart like a ferry
You’ve got ice around your neck, I’ve got a snowy lynx
I see you all and think, “What would 1.Kla$ do?”
Your *** calls me a “sperm bank”
Your mom has a queue — it’s Upper Lars
All gangsters are virgins, their fans are incels
I’m the daddy of the whole scene, my balls are tankers
Dances in the mall, your mother’s a hypocrite
Because between her legs, there’s a ***, even though she’s cisgender
*** in your family
Your ancestors aren’t miners, but your father’s in the ground
All your virgins have aged, like Pelle Pelle
They’re in white ***, giving me head
[Chorus]
Suck my ***, hey, suck my ***
Suck my ***, hey, my beautiful ***
Suck my ***, hey, suck my ***
Suck my ***, hey, my beautiful ***
[Bridge]
Take away Saint Laurent, Prada, and Balmain
Brands don
[Verse 2]
They’ll say, “Homie, don’t go!” at your mother’s Red Sea
I put a staff in her, and her waters parted
The flow of Moses, this *** drinks my seed
She masturbates on the Forum and shits in the Colosseum
Dealing with emotional swings
Hey, ***, come here! Other mothers are the light of my eyes
I’m *** her in a country estate
My party is a house with normal Jews
[Bridge]
Your mom has both a squirrel and a craving
Her poker face awaits jail time—she’s Lady Gaga
I pull her by her saggy skin—she’s a flying squirrel
[Chorus]
Suck my ***, hey, suck my ***
Suck my ***, hey, my beautiful ***
Suck my ***, hey, suck my ***
Suck my ***, hey, my beautiful ***