1.Kla$ Lyrics English Translation – Teezo Touchdown
[Verse 1]
Bitch, come on, I’ll unveil you like Tutankhamun
You’re a swine, ’cause they carve you like ham here
A melancholic trombone: they’ll beat you with an axe
I’ll wave a handkerchief: you’ll depart like a ferry
You’ve got ice around your neck, I’ve got a snowy lynx
I see you all and think, “What would 1.Kla$ do?”
Your bitch calls me a “sperm bank”
Your mom has a queue — it’s Upper Lars
All gangsters are virgins, their fans are incels
I’m the daddy of the whole scene, my balls are tankers
Dances in the mall, your mother’s a hypocrite
Because between her legs, there’s a dick, even though she’s cisgender
Incest in your family
Your ancestors aren’t miners, but your father’s in the ground
All your virgins have aged, like Pelle Pelle
They’re in white lingerie, giving me head
[Chorus]
Suck my dick, hey, suck my dick
Suck my dick, hey, my beautiful dick
Suck my dick, hey, suck my dick
Suck my dick, hey, my beautiful dick
[Bridge]
Take away Saint Laurent, Prada, and Balmain
Brands don
[Verse 2]
They’ll say, “Homie, don’t go!” at your mother’s Red Sea
I put a staff in her, and her waters parted
The flow of Moses, this bitch drinks my seed
She masturbates on the Forum and shits in the Colosseum
Dealing with emotional swings
Hey, bitch, come here! Other mothers are the light of my eyes
I’m fucking her in a country estate
My party is a house with normal Jews
[Bridge]
Your mom has both a squirrel and a craving
Her poker face awaits jail time—she’s Lady Gaga
I pull her by her saggy skin—she’s a flying squirrel
[Chorus]
Suck my dick, hey, suck my dick
Suck my dick, hey, my beautiful dick
Suck my dick, hey, suck my dick
Suck my dick, hey, my beautiful dick
