Lolcow Lyrics by Penelope Scott
Money flowing into you and out of you and through you
So much observation, and yet who can say they knew you?
Bride to the panopticon suspended from above
Ran through and destroyed by all that numb stochastic love
You want it (Want it)
You’re so lucky (Lucky)
You’re so pretty (Pretty)
You’re so ugly (Ugly)
I’m the priest’s favorite lamb
I’m the farmer’s favorite cow
The philosopher’s favorite horse
Bring me down, down to the ground
Lolcow, lolcow
Laugh until you love it
I said lolcow, lolcow
Learn to rise above it
I said lolcow, lolcow
Putrefy and purify and
Lolcow, lolcow
Never let ’em see you cry
It’s a
Clown girl sex doll that honks every time you hit it
It takes anything you do to it, so how could you forget it?
Is it somebody or something? Is it neither, is it both?
And if it bothers you that much, then why don’t you just let it go?
You want it (Want it)
You’re so lucky (Lucky)
You’re so pretty (Pretty)
You’re disgusting (Ugly)
I’m the town’s favorite goat
I’m the farmer’s favorite sow
Use my whole buffalo body
Make it all worth it somehow
Lolcow, lolcow
Dance until they’re satisfied
Lolcow, lolcow
Never falter, never die
Lolcow, lolcow
Feed the camera, you’re so selfless
Lolcow lolcow
Give them pain, give them catharsis
What befell the first rats who traversed this maze before?
Well, that’s the secret, each one’s special, this maze is entirely yours
The walls are made of people, but there’s no one in the room
And you think the prize is them, but I’m afraid they think it’s you
I’m the priest’s favorite lamb
I’m the farmer’s favorite cow
Job looks so good from above
But it looks like Hell on the ground
Lolcow, lolcow
Don’t stop until it’s over and done
Lolcow, lolcow
You’re it, baby, you’re the one
Lolcow, lolcow
Alchemize and sacrifice and
Lolcow, lolcow
Crack it open, roll the dice
Lolcow, lolcow
Thank you for your service
I said lolcow, lolcow
Nobody deserves this
I said lolcow, lolcow
No I don’t feel good about it
Lolcow, lolcow
Rest in peace, god bless your spirit
Lolcow, lolcow
No I don’t feel good about it
Lolcow, lolcow
Rest in peace, god bless your spirit
