Slimecicle – Jort Storm Lyrics

Jort Storm Lyrics – ​Slimecicle

This just in, we’re receiving reports that a new fad is taking the nation by storm
Its name? Jorts
What it appears is if this breakthrough in jean-shorts splicing technology is causing irregular weather patterns
All across the globe

It’s the warmer season so I can’t wear jeans
I really like the denim but not the length of the seam
My mom dresses cas and my dad likes Supreme
I’m not like either of them I got the recessive gene

Jort storm
Jort storms coming tonight
A jort storm it’s a category five

Jort storm
Jort storms coming tonight
I said a jort storms coming go run and hide

Jort-icane
Jort-nado
Jort-nami

Jort-quake
Jort-ruption
Jort-alanche

Jort-pocalypse

The jort storms coming (Jorts)
So you better start running
Fast it’s a chase
But be careful cus these jorts will chafe you down

They’re the new sensation (Jorts)
Wear them to every occasion
Jorts in the pool
Even better wear them to a funeral yeah
(J-J-J-jorts)

My personality is 99% jorts
I got a genetic test but all my genes are short

Jort storm
Jort storms coming tonight
A jort storm it’s a category five

Jort storm
Jort storms coming tonight
I take off my *** jorts I got more jorts inside

Breaking news
Millions of Americans have been sucked directly into the jort-tex
And its heading straight for this studio
To my wife Cheryl and son Timmy
I love youUAHHHHH-

The elders foretold
Of a fashion so bold
A new god of the earth
Decided it’d be better to turn it into jearth