Never Too Late (To Get Some *** Tonight) Lyrics by Steel Panther
1 am on a Saturday night
Looking for some gash… preferably tight
Open up the tinder, I got no matches
But there’s plenty of fish in the sea with plenty of snatches
There’s a tasty little beaver I’m gonna get on
Gonna be *** before the dawn
Cause it’s never too late to get some *** tonight
No it’s never too late to get some *** tonight
It’s never too late to get some *** tonight
Sunday morning is coming in hot
Met a girl with a missing leg and I bought her a shot
She asked me to touch her stump and I wasn’t shy
But she ended up leaving the bar with another guy
Gonna find a girl with both her legs
Steel Panther’s gonna fertilize her eggs
Cause it’s never too late to get some *** tonight
No it’s never too late to get some *** tonight
It’s never too late, it’s never too late
It’s never too late, it’s never too late
It’s never too late to get some *** tonight
Don’t give up
You still have time
To find some ugly hookers and some *** lines
Flying on x, sun’s about to rise
Thinking bout getting a handy from one of the guys
Or heating up some apple pie… Maybe that’s my date?
Then I remembered words of wisdom from Stix, it’s never too late
Now Spyder’s on the bass ’cause Lexxi’s gone
But it doesn’t mean we can’t still *** his mom!
Cause it’s never too late to get some *** tonight
No it’s never too late to get some *** tonight
It’s never too late, it’s never too late
It’s never too late, it’s never too late
It’s never too late to get some *** tonight
Gotta get it tonight
Gotta get some *** tonight
Gotta get some *** tonight
Gotta get some *** tonight