New Kid Virgil (Skit) Lyrics by That Mexican OT
Have you seen this new kid in school?
I think he’s kind of crazy
I think there’s something wrong with him
And, yeah, he keeps rolling his R’s for no reason
He tried to sell me *** when I was walking in this morning
Bro, did you hear he fingered *** Sally in the girls’ restroom?
What? Why? Why is he in the girls’ restroom?
That dirty ***, she let me do the same thing
He was in the nurse’s office, he stole all the cough syrup
Hey, cuz, I just grabbed a deuce off of him
All right, all right, class, calm down, calm down, sit down
Sit down, let’s get started
All right, class, today I’m gonna introduce a new student all the way from Baytown, Texas
Bay City
What was that?
I said Bay City, ***
Oh, oh, sorry
Bay City, Texas, and this is Virgil
All right, Virgil, do you have any questions for me or the class?
Yeah, ***, when recess start?