V-Mail 2 (Skit) Lyrics by That Mexican OT
Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system
At the tone, please record your message
Yes, hi, Mr. Moreno
It’s me, Principal Mihoff, about your son, Virgil
Let me tell you about your little ball of sunshine
He got caught smoking *** at recess today, and you wouldn’t even *** believe what I saw
Mr. Moreno!
What the *** do you got going on at home?
At lunch today, our janitor caught your son
I don’t even know what the ***
What the ***
You don’t even know the *** I’ve been through today, Mr. Moreno
But your son was *** the Lunch Lady Guadalupee
Yes, and I know his hands aren’t that big, but what a *** sight it was
Imagine me having to call to all the students and explain to them that our lunch lady got fisted by a fifth-grader
Mr. Moreno, pick up your phone and give me a call back
Otherwise, your son is expelled, and he’ll probably be in juvie