Who Gets To Heaven (Nobody Knows) Lyrics by The Band Loula
This world is full of lovers, losers, and winners
And sinners that smoke, drink, and snort too much crank
I wonder who’ll be there when I get to Glory
It probably won’t be who you think
My best friend’s mother, Kay, is mad because she’s gay
But she’s been married forty-seven times
Well, she’s the Church of Christ and a one-time preacher’s wife
She’s been hoein’ ’round with a log stuck in her eye
Who gets to Heaven? Nobody knows
Who gets to Heaven? Nobody knows
Who gets a mansion on the streets paved with gold?
Who gets to Heaven? Nobody knows, nobody knows
My good best buddy, Chuck, he’d give you his last buck
But sometimes pays for strippers and cocaine
Well, his new girlfriend, Eileen, yeah, she’s a dancin’ queen
She’ll be twerkin’ on a fire pole somewhere on a Saturday night
Oh, who gets to Heaven? Nobody knows
Who gets to Heaven? Nobody knows
Who gets a mansion on the streets paved with gold?
Who gets to Heaven? Nobody knows, nobody knows
Before you go to bed, kneel down and bow your head
And ask Him for forgiveness for your sins (Forgive us for our sins)
‘Cause the Lord is well aware of what you’re doin’ way down there
So don’t miss your ride when He comes back again
Who gets to Heaven? Nobody knows (Nobody knows)
Who gets to Heaven? Nobody knows (Nobody really knows)
Who gets a mansion on the streets paved with gold?
Who gets to Heaven? Nobody knows
Who gets a mansion on the streets paved with gold?
Who gets to Heaven? Nobody knows