As Seen On TV Lyrics by Thomas Mac
Ross and Rachel were a toxic ship
And just she only wanted to change Nick
Had my money on Jim and Pam
Till she met the cameraman
I think I need to get away
Where nobody knows my name
Heard it’s always shining
On I hate love island
Y’all, I think I’m breaking bad
Netflix, it just makes me mad
I’m a background character from season three
Trying to find love as seen on TV
Zoe, what’s the 101 on this?
Did you stay with Chase after that big kiss?
Cause I tried kissing my best friend
And she Ian’t never talked to me again
I think I need to get away
Where nobody knows my name
Heard it’s always shining
On I hate love island
Y’all, I think I’m breaking bad
Netflix, it just makes me mad
I’m a background character from season three
Trying to find love as seen on TV
There’s three billion women floating on this third rock from the sun
And I can’t find one, well at least not yet
When they gonna make a redneck bachelorette
I think I need to get away
Where nobody knows my name
Heard it’s always shining
On I hate love island
Y’all, I think I’m breaking bad
Netflix, it just makes me mad
I’m a background character from season three
Trying to find love as seen on TV
Trying to find love as seen on TV