Drinking Too Lyrics by Thomas Mac
Well, my girl’s been getting on me about my alcohol intake
And she swore that she’d be leaving if I didn’t start walking straight
But I stumbled home last evening and she threw herself a fit
She said, mister, I want the whole damn truth or I swear this is it
I said, you want the whole truth? She said, I want the whole truth
I said, here it goes
Well, I got me a body buried in the backyard
and drugs underneath the stove
And your sisters are hiding in the basement
cause I’ve been hooking up with them both
Now, don’t you look at me like that
cause you asked for the whole truth
And oh, yeah, I’ve been drinking, too
Well, that girl didn’t wait a minute
She called the sheriff on my ass
And I think he was waiting on the call
Cause he sure showed up fast
But he gave our place a good look around
And he didn’t know what to do
He met me outside and said
Do you know what your wife has been saying about you
I said what has she been saying officer
Well she said you had a body buried in the backyard
And drugs underneath the stove
and that her sisters were hiding in the basement
cause you’ve been hooking up with them both
But I searched this cabin *** and low
and I just can’t find no proof
I said, no proof at all, officer
I bet she told you I was drinking too
Oh boy!
Well let this be a lesson to all the ladies out there now
Just cause your fool has a couple of muse there’s no need to have a cow
cause you’ve never been nagged at by yourself
and if you did I can promise you,
I swear you’d be drinking too
yeah I know you’d be drinking too
So just pour me another one baby
