Pyramid Of Health Lyrics by *** Boys
Hanging out
With a camera down my throat
They say my stomachs nearly fried from eating cigarettes for breakfast
But if I follow seven easy steps
I might avoid my death
The pyramid of health
So come on down
Bring your sacrificial goat and don’t forget to wear your feathers and your silly little necklace
Get real ***
With the shrimp up in the sky
And you’ll no longer fear your death
The pyramid of health
Stood on a mountain and turned to dust
Little green worm said it wasn’t enough
So he turned me back into a bag of meat
Gave me a liquid from a nearby tree
Said drink this sludge and you’ll see what I mean
The pyramid of health is in everything
He turned me back into a bag of meat
The pyramid of health is in everything
Hanging ’round
In desert on a boat
Some guys yelling in my ear about eating cactuses for breakfast
And if I follow seven easy steps
I’ll see visions of my death
The pyramid of health
Stood on a mountain and turned to dust
Little green worm said it wasn’t enough
So he turned me back into a bag of meat
Gave me some liquor from a nearby tree
Said drink this sludge and you’ll see what I mean
The pyramid of health is in everything
So I looked up in the sky and I saw it clear
The world we living isn’t shaped like a sphere
It’s the shape of a pyramid or so I learned
By the liquid I was given by the little green worm
Stood on a mountain and I turned to dust
Little green worm said it wasn’t enough
Stood on a mountain and I turned to dust