The Trauma Song Lyrics by Your Favorite Martian
Ah, you ain’t ready for this one!
I do believe the captain has turned on the fasten seatbelt sign, (Haha!)
I ain’t trying to flex, but my childhood was turbulent! (Woo!)
It gave me a lot of scars that are permanent!
Problem is, I don’t need anybody, but I need to be needed
I’m my own worst enemy, and I’mma defeat it!
Used to live with my Mom in a one-room apartment
She was on pills, passed out on the carpet!
Childhood sucked, I had real bad luck!
When I hit rock bottom, I was actually moving up!
Everybody got some problems
But we don’t wanna talk about ’em
I should probably go to the doctor
But instead I went and wrote this song
’cause, that’s my trauma!
(Deep, deep, deep)
My trauma!
(Deep, it’s really deep)
That’s my trauma and it really *** up my life!
(Deep, it’s really deep)
I’m a track star the way I run from commitment!
Human pandemic, you gon’ have to keep your distance
You don’t wanna know the things I think about in solitude
Whenever someone likes me, I’m like “What the hell is wrong with you?!”
And when I wake up in the morning, I don’t feel nothing ’cause I lack serotonin
Only thing lower than my self-esteem
Is my dream of achieving many hopes and dreams!
Everybody got some problems
But we don’t wanna talk about ’em
I should probably go to the [?]
But that’s what I wrote this song for!
That’s my trauma!
(Deep, deep, deep)
My trauma!
(Deep, it’s really deep)
That’s my trauma and it really *** up my life!
(Deep, it’s really deep)
My grandpa got his (ass whooped!)
So my dad got his (ass whooped!)
That’s why I got my (ass whooped!)
Did anyone else get beat?
I was only seven, and we didn’t have tablets
So I played cards with my cousin in the attic!
Found a tube of lipstick still in the package
Put a little on me, and I looked fantastic!
Then we heard someone open up the hatch, and
It was step-dad, and he started going bat-***
He had been drinking all day, throwing mad fits!
Then I heard a bell, I was bout’ to get my ass kicked
(On God) He hit me with the RKO!
(On God) A suplex from the top row!
(On God) I was in serious trouble
Cause he took my ninja turtles and he smashed them with a shovel!
(On God) He said “You’re not my real son!”
I didn’t like the guy, but that one really stung!
Since then, I always thought I wasn’t man enough
But, I won’t complain cause everybody had it tough!
That’s my trauma!
(Deep, deep, deep)
My trauma!
(Deep, it’s really deep)
That’s my trauma and it really *** up my life!
(Deep, it’s really deep)
