Trashman Lyrics by Yuno Miles
Trashman
Is it Monday or Tuesday to take the trash out?
*Fart* Trashman
Sometimes we laugh, sometimes we cry ’cause of the Trashman
*Fart* Trashman
I know they smelled the trash when I’m coming down
*Fart* Trashman
I know you smell that shit ’cause I’m the Trashman!
I’m the Trashman, baby *Fart*, do you want the trash, baby? *Fart*
Every time I come around, they say “Why you smell like a fucking trash?” *Fart*
Behind my back, they say “I smell like soggy wet trash bag” *Fart*
‘Cause I’m the Trashman *Fart*, and I know I am the trash *Fart*
I can smell the fuckin’ trash *Fart*, they smell like trash *Sniff*
Oh, that’s trash right there! *Sniff-sniff-sniff-sniff* OH MY GOD-AH! *Sniff-sniff-sniff-sniff*
OH MY GOD! IT’S TRASH! *Sniff-sniff* Oh my g—*Gibberish noises*
My nose! My nose! My nose! My nose! My nose!
Is it a bird? Is it a plane in the sky now?
*Fart* Nope it’s Trashman
There’s only one person that can save us in this time now
*Fart* Trashman
Sometimes we laugh, sometimes we cry ’cause of the Trashman
*Fart* Trashman
Tell me, can you smell the trash when I’m coming down?
*Fart* *Fart* Trashman