Small Town Scandal Lyrics by Zolita
She’s all dressed up like a prom queen
An all-American hottie
In her rhinestone boots
And her daisy dukes
She’s got me
This could be a situation
Breaking news on local stations
They don’t know what’s going on
But they’re so damn mad
That they’re so turned on
So we took it too the middle of the room
So they could get a better view
Can’t you hear
The whole room talking
Rumor is our boots been knocking
Oh, they can’t stop watching
She’s a vers
In the saddle
Save a horse
Ride a cowgirl
Oh, it’s a small town scandal
So we swapped lip gloss
And we took it to the floor
She gets frisky drinking whiskey
So we drank a little more
She got me tied up like a cherry stem
We’re pissing off some ugly men
But the bouncer was her friend
So he kicked them out the door
This could be a situation
Breaking news on local stations
They don’t know what’s going on
But there’s nothing like a down home dream
In a high-rise thong
Can’t you hear
The whole room talking
Rumor is our boots been knocking
Oh, they can’t stop watching
She’s a vers
In the saddle
Save a horse
Ride a cowgirl
Oh, it’s a small town scandal
So swing your hips
And do a little dip
Grab someone
And kiss them on the lips
Tap your right heel
Left heel
Give your hat a tip
All the girls in flannel
Do the small town scandal
Slide to the right
And when you hit the spot
Drop it low
And baby don’t stop
She rode my big pink tractor
Straight until the dawn
And she didn’t even care
That I hadn’t mowed the lawn
Can’t you hear
The whole room talking (come on girls)
Rumor is our boots been knocking
Oh, they can’t stop watching
She’s a vers
In the saddle
Save a horse
Ride a cowgirl
Oh, it’s a small town scandal
Go on now
No you can’t join us