Adam Calhoun - Old And Gone Lyrics

Adam Calhoun Old And Gone cover art

Old And Gone Lyrics by Adam Calhoun

I’ve got a way with words, and I ain’t afraid to say it
Huh, I’m sick of all this gay shit
We were fighting in the yard, but now everything is changing
Huh, but back then it made sense
When I’m old and I’m gone, even if you think I’m wrong
I love my whiskey and my guns, uh-huh
Yeah, I’m sick of all this gay shit

This country’s all backwards; I really wish it wasn’t
Go outside: two guys kissing in public
My flag’s about freedom; your flag’s about fucking
I like my chicks without dicks; that’s why I vote Republican
A man used the women’s restroom; what about it?
If my little girl walks in, you ain’t walking out it
I miss the old days; they stayed hidden in closets
I miss the old gays; this new shit make me vomit
So who’s in charge? You’re late as fuck — the white man, they hate it’s us
Ιτ used to be, you did something stupid, it was gay as fuck
I’m sick of all the bitching; someone disregard this lady’s nuts
I guess giving you your own flag just ain’t enough

I’ve got a way with words, and I ain’t afraid to say it
Huh, I’m sick of all this gay shit
We were fighting in the yard, but now everything is changing
Huh, but back then it made sense
When I’m old and I’m gone, even if you think I’m wrong
I love my whiskey and my guns, uh-huh
Yeah, I’m sick of all this gay shit

God forbid I don’t like the way you live; I think it’s sick
Plus a sin; you don’t think that shit be fucking with the kids?
There’s a woman and a man; we already gave you a rib
Listen, girl, if you were a boy, you’d have been born with a dick
Yeah, I know I hate the gays, but I’m just being straight up
At first we had Adam and Eve; now Steve’s wearing makeup
Thank God for [?] the Marlboro Man
Chain-smoking SOB, now that was a drag
You got boys wearing dresses while they’re headed off to class
And back in my day, that was a fag
Every lesson that we learned came from a hell of a smack
And if you ever talked back, boy, that was your ass

I’ve got a way with words, and I ain’t afraid to say it
Huh, I’m sick of all this gay shit
We were fighting in the yard, but now everything is changing
Huh, but back then it made sense
When I’m old and I’m gone, even if you think I’m wrong
I love my women all night long, uh-huh
Yeah, I’m sick of all this gay shit