Funny Valentine Lyrics by Ax and the Hatchetmen
If the glass is half full
I’m gonna choke on optimism
‘Cause I’ve got a taste in my mouth of the downs
Never drowns in indecision
I kept on thinking you’d show
Still you don’t give me no reason
Now, I don’t wanna wonder where you are
I don’t wanna wander in your heart
Valentine, loved me the whole week
No reply, so fucking lonely
Almost was, should’ve been
Laughing at your lies again
But never mind, back to old sheets
Out at night, circling the same streets
You’re so funny, Valentine
You’re so funny, Valentine
I wish the joke was on you
I’m still the one who will wear it
‘Cause you come with layers of cruel
Like a cake of mascara
You say you need me, you don’t (You say you need me, you don’t)
Well it’s the end of an era
‘Cause I don’t wanna wonder where you are
I don’t wanna wander in your heart
I don’t wanna wonder where you are
I don’t wanna wander in your heart
Valentine, loved me the whole week
No reply, so fucking lonely
Almost was, should’ve been
Laughing at your lies again
But never mind, back to old sheets
Out at night, circling the same streets
You’re so funny, Valentine
You’re so funny, Valentine
Oh, was it just a dream?
Need your crooked teeth
To bite into my life again
And leave me wanting
Valentine, loved me the whole week
No reply, so fucking lonely
Almost was, should’ve been
Laughing at your lies again
But never mind, back to old sheets
Out at night, circling the same streets
You’re so funny, Valentine
‘Cause you’re so funny, Valentine
You could never let me in
I’m afraid this is the end
You could never let me in
I’m afraid this is the end
