"I Invented Sex" by Chrissy Chlapecka struts with playful arrogance, claiming total mastery over desire and demanding admiration for it. The boast about flying a lover from Rome to LAX turns sexual confidence into a jet-setting spectacle, while the promise to teach another woman how it's done flips the script on who holds the knowledge. Beneath the cheeky bravado, the song craves being unforgettable, wanting worship after just one look. It celebrates owning pleasure so completely that the lover is left wondering what dazzling trick could possibly come next.
I Invented Sex Lyrics by Chrissy Chlapecka
I invented sex
I’m the fucking best
I’m ‘a fly you like a plane from Rome to LAX
‘Cause I invented sex
Show me some respect
Got you calling wonder what I’m coming up with next
I can show you something that’s incredible
Everything I do is unforgettable
Everything that’s on me yummy edible
You just need to lick it, lick it head to toe
Ah ah ah
All the bad little things you could do with my body
Ah ah ah
Got friends that we could invite to the party
Ah ah ah
Bang bang in the bed ’til you feel it sink in
I’m ‘a have you thinking
I invented sex
I’m the fucking best
I’m ‘a fly you like a plane from Rome to LAX
‘Cause I invented sex
Show me some respect
Got you calling wonder what I’m coming up with next
I invented sex
Oh my kitty cat got your tongue
You know girls wanna have fun
Once I teach her just how it’s done
Lick it up, lick it up ’til I come
Over, one look at me and it’s over
You worship me like a poster
I’ll show ya
I invented sex
I’m the fucking best
I’m ‘a fly you like a plane from Rome to LAX
‘Cause I invented sex
Show me some respect
Got you calling wonder what I’m coming up with next
I invented sex
I invented sex
I invented sex
I invented sex
