Every Bottle (Is My Boyfriend) Lyrics – CMAT
With a lid on my lips
I’ll make a good show
For you no script
Ending in a house
Round 6am
What a beautiful pic
Of no one’s friend
I’ll wanna know
Would you message me
When you get home sound
But I’ll forget to read
I think about a joke
That didn’t land
I’m never gonna sleep again
I got a wet drink
I got the driest of gabs
I got a debit card that isn’t
Gonna get me a cab
I’m gonna act like no one’s
Gonna talk about me in the morning
And they won’t
Every bottle is a boyfriend
That didn’t work out
Every dance-off is a feeling
I could do without
Every barman is my best friend
‘Til he’s kicking me out
Every bottle is my boyfriend
And we’re going out
We’re going out
We’re going out
We’re going out
Honky tonk girl
Of the GAA
with about the same glamour
Half the game
I have to keep it up
Cuz im a clown
And without the make-up
Some proper noun
Now everything is harder
Than they said it’d be
No restraint has been of
Any use to me
I think about a joke
That didn’t land
I’ll hear it at the very end
I got a wet drink
It’s like a gun in my hand
I got a pain worth picking on
With skinny tea ads
I wonder if anybody ever
Thinks about me in the morning
Guess they don’t
Every bottle is a boyfriend
That didn’t work out
Every dance-off is a feeling
I could do without
Every barman is my best friend
‘Til he’s kicking me out
Every bottle is my boyfriend
And we’re going out
We’re going out
We’re going out
We’re going out
I got a wet drink
It’s like a gun in my hand
But maybe I love drinking
And just hate all the plans
That someone made in my name
I don’t even wanna tap my potential
No I don’t
Every bottle is a boyfriend
That didn’t work out
Every dance-off is a feeling
I could do without
Every barman is my best friend
‘Til he’s kicking me out
Every bottle is a boyfriend
That didn’t work out
Every dance-off is a feeling
I could do without
Every barman is my best friend
‘Til he’s kicking me out
Every bottle is my boyfriend
And we’re going out
We’re going out
We’re going out
We’re going out
