Don’t Watch Mr. Beast Lyrics – Cold Ones
Mr. Beast, what does he teach?
Blasphemy and greed
A YouTube star, millions of views
But tell me: what would Jesus do?
You see, he’s not a Christian channel
Does he like the number of Man?
I’ll bet somewhere he has a 666 tattoo
So please heed my warning
You’re young, your brain’s still forming
And Father knows best
Forget Mr. Beast
The fact that “Beast” is in his name
Is an affront to God for shame!
I’ll not have any child of mine
Worshipping the beast, NO!
Here I draw the line
You must heed my warning
You’re young, your brain’s still forming
And Fathеr knows best
Forget Mr. Beast
Plеase stop asking to have Mr. Beast Burger for dinner
I make great healthy vegan burgers (yum, yum!)
Stop saying you wish your dad was Chris the Meme God
Your real father, David, is a plumber
And someone to be looked up to
Because he makes a difference in society
Son, you need to heed my warning
You’re young, your brain’s still forming
And Father knows best
Forget Mr. Beast
Don’t watch Mr. Beast!
