Loser, Baby Undertale Parody Lyrics by Djsmell
[Sans]
So things look bad, and your back’s against the wall
Your whole ambition seems kinda hopeless
You’re feelin’ filthy as an AU tumblr blog
Can’t face the world all glum and joyless
You’ve lost your way, you think your life is wrecked
Well, let me just say you’re correct
[Papy, spoken]
Wait, what?
[Sans]
You’re a loser, Papy
A loser, my dear papy
You’re a spineless little tiny lich
[Papy, spoken]
Hey!
[Sans]
You’re a loser, just like me
[Papy, spoken]
Thanks, Sans
[Sans]
You’re a screws-loose femur
As hopeless as a Dreemur
You’re a skeleton dead in every run
But you got company
[Papyrus, spoken]
Enough with the puns sans
[Sans]
There was a time I thought that no one could relate
To the gruesome ways the world has reset
But getting beat by kids can sometimes set you straight!
We’re all stuck inside this game of roulette
[Papy]
I lost my soul to a prepubescent freak
[Sans]
Haha! And you think that makes you unique?
Get outta here, bro
We’re both losers, Papy
We’re losers, it’s okay to have some
[Papy]
Humor in my humerus?
[Sans]
Wow, that one kinda stunk bro heheh
[Papy]
I’m a loser, brother
My ruse has blown its cover
So at least I know I’m not alone
[Sans]
You’re a loser
[Sans & Papy]
Just like me
[Sans]
I got an appetite for nappin
[papy]
I got an appetite for catchin’
Every human falling from the sky
[Sans]
Go ahead buddy, sing that song, come on!
[Papy]
I’m super friends with a talking flower
[Sans]
I have been told that i take long showers
Now our water bill is high
[sans and papy]
They’ll shut it off in just a couple hours
[PAPY]
You’re a loser, and lazy
[sans]
A loser, but just maybe if we
[s+P]
Keep moving forward, things will end up differently
[sans]
It’s time to choose to be carefree
Improve yourself, its still you Papy
Sing this now, Or you’ll burn in hell
[Sans & papy]
Be a loser, just like me
