an apple a day Lyrics by horsegiirL
They’re red, they’re round, they’re perfect
You can find them growing on a tree
Around September, that’s when they’re ripe
I was two days old when my daddy sat me down
“You don’t wanna catch a cold, so you better listen now
There’s a red round thing you should carry all the time” (Day)
“If you feel a little sick, take a bite, take a bite”
And the years go by, I’ma stick to his advice
I will pass it on, generations to come
Fuji, Jazz, Honeycrisp, Jonagold, Granny Smith
I’m a pink lady girl, it just is what it is
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
I’m just, I’m just, I’m just saying, vitamins are fucking great
Apple a day-day-day-day-day-day-day-day
Doctor away-way-way-way-way-way-way-way
Apple a day-day-day-day-day-day-day-day
Doctor a-a-a-a-a-a-a— (Put your motherfucking apples up)
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
I’m just, I’m just, I’m just saying, vitamins are fucking great
This goes out to all the apples
Best in the world
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
I’m just, I’m just, I’m just saying, vitamins are fucking great
I’m so angry, I’m the doctor
I’m so angry, I’m the doctor
I’m so angry, I’m the doctor
No one needs me, I’m the doctor
When the days get tough, and your boyfriend broke up (Oh)
And your house burn down, and your money run out
There’s a red round thing that will make it all right
Take a bite, take a bite, take a motherfucking bite
(An apple a day keeps the doctor away)
I wanna see these apples—
(An apple a day keeps the doctor away)
Show me those apples
(An apple a day keeps the doctor away)
(I’m just, I’m just, I’m just saying, vitamins are fucking great)
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
I’m just, I’m just, I’m just saying, vitamins are fucking great
Apple a day keeps the doctor away
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
I’m just, I’m just, I’m just saying, vitamins are fucking great
(Show me those apples) Apple a day keeps the doctor away
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
I’m just, I’m just, I’m just saying, vitamins are fucking great
(I want everybody, everybody on the floor) Apple a day keeps the doctor away
An apple a day keeps the doctor away (Get yourself an apple)
An apple a day keeps the doctor away (Take a motherfucking bite)
I’m just, I’m just, I’m just saying, vitamins are fucking great
I’m so angry, I’m the doctor
I’m so angry, I’m the doctor
I’m so angry, I’m the doctor
I’m so angry, I’m the doctor, doctor
I’m so angry, I’m the doctor
I’m so angry, I’m the doctor
I’m so angry, I’m the doctor
No one needs me, I’m the doctor (Bite)
I’m so angry, I’m the doctor (I do, I do)
I’m so angry, I’m the doctor (Uh-huh, uh-huh)
I’m so angry, I’m the doctor
No one needs me, I’m the doctor
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Mm-mm, apple time
One apple a time
Apple time