Liver Big As Hartlepool by Julian Cope
Album : Drunken Songs
Released : 2017
Genre: Rock
Label: Head Heritage
Boxhead got there first but I don’t care
Gonna travel until I get there
Can’t stay indoors, I’m a travelling man
City that was built on slavery
Enslaves my mind, I can’t be free
Not a real Liverpudlian.
Welshpool, Blackpool, couldn’t live in Otterspool
Sefton Park was always somewhere nice and cool
Born near Pontypool, always carry my cagoule.
Ferry from Ullapool, Hebridean summer school
Spleen the size of Warrington
Kidneys fat as Altrincham
No matter how much I drink
I can’t get drunk now and not dread to think, to think, to think, to think.
Never got to flirt with Polly James
Never took a trip down Collar Lane
When two sevens clash on Merseyside
Woolers to my left and to my right
This woolyback can stay the night
Down to Old Swan to hitch a ride
Welshpool, Blackpool, couldn’t live in Otterspool
Sefton Park was always somewhere nice and cool
Widnes, what a crock, never live in Haydock
East Lancs, no thanks, far too many Mancs
Spleen the size of Warrington
Kidneys fat as Altrincham
No matter how much I drink
I can’t get drunk now and not dread to think, to think, to think.
Liver big as Hartlepool
Liver big as Hartlepool
I’ve got a liver big as Hartlepool
I’ve got a liver big as Hartlepool
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
I’ve got a liver big as Hartlepool
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
I’ve got a liver big as Hartlepool
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Liver big as Hartlepool
Liver big as Hartlepool
Liver big as Hartlepool
Liver big as Hartlepool
Liver big as Hartlepool
Liver big as Hartlepool
Liver big as Hartlepool
Liver big as Hartlepool
Liver big as Hartlepool
Liver big as Hartlepool
[ Thanks To ” John Mullen ” For Submitting These Lyrics]