Whatever Major Loser Lyrics by Katherine Li
You think you’re pretty cute
You need to check your brain
You think that you’re so special
You’re really just the same
You keep a cigarette
Tucked up behind your ear
I bet you’ve never smoked one
But you like it in the mirror
Who’s she? Just joking I don’t care
You’re like a one-way to nowhere
Good luck ’cause babe I’m finally through
Don’t care what you think about me
You can keep that for your diary
Don’t you have something better to do?
Why can’t you see
It ain’t gonna happen
Just let me be
Can’t even imagine
How bad my life would be by your side
Don’t beg, don’t plead
Whatever major loser
I bet you think I’m pressed
About the things you said
But actually the truth is
I’m half asleep in bed
Your friends tell you that it’s my loss
But then they go Internet stalk
I’d take any of them over you
Don’t care what you think about me
You can keep that for your diary
Don’t you have something better to do?
Why can’t you see
It ain’t gonna happen
Just let me be
Can’t even imagine
How bad my life would be by your side
Don’t beg, don’t plead
Whatever major loser
Why can’t you see
It ain’t gonna happen
Just let me be
Can’t even imagine
How bad my life would be by your side
Don’t beg, don’t plead
